fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life
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I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and
uh
yeah
Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u
(Source: princessveroni)
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
omFg
(Source: forever90s)
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How teachers assume groups of three work:
everyone does 1/3 of the work
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How they actually work:
One cunt does absoloutley nothing, another person doesn't really understand but tries their best, and the third person ends up doing 70% of the work so that they don't fail.
(F) flourine (U) uranium (C) carbon (K) potassium (Bi) bismuth (Tc) technetium (He) helium (S) sulfur (Ge) germanium (Tm) thulium (O) oxygen (Ne) neon (Y) yttrium
(Source: thefader)
In Honor of International Women’s Day: Favorite one liners from bad ass females.
(Source: a-world-of-our-very-own)
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Track Name
Thrift Shop
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Album
Thrift Shop
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Artist
Kidz Bop Kids
I have cancer
“$50 for a t-shirt that’s just silly overpriced”
it took me like an hour to listen to the whole song
(Source: good-little-homestuck)
(Source: peterpansflight)
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jennifer lawrence:
food
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tumblr:
OMG XD SHE SAID FOOD!!! I EAT FOOD TOO!!!! SHES PRACTICALLY TUMBLER XDDDDD!!!!
